Corrupt a wish

is there going to be a wish folowing that?....

Eeek...
I wish I did not have the science and maths homework.

granted, but then you never learn seince or maths and never get acsepted to any job interviews.

i wish i had gone to 'twelfth night'...

Granted but you gopt called up on stage and was forced to play the part of Malvolio.

I wish I knew how to do force outs.

granted, but you accsidently 'force out' youre stomach and die.

i wish i could freeze time...

Granted but it's too cold and everyone dies of pnumonia (or however you spell it)

I wish I had a violin lesson today.

granted, but the time you posted that was refering to a day that is not the current day that i am typing this in, but a day previouse, so the wish is granted, but it's time is passed, so you have only the memorie. (plus you did realy bad).

i wish i had a chance of winning this poker game...

Granted but it's one chance in a million, and then Shannon wins.

I wish this cake would come out nice.

granted, but you use cream cheese and everyone is alergic to it. you do not belive them and then they al die.
i wish i got a resanobal sized grsnt for my 'cello...

Granted but you get ripped if with your 'cello.

I wish it would snow loads tommorow.

granted. (there is no catch this time, it is just granted).

i wish i could play thew stupidly high bit of the elgar 'cello concerto...

Granted, on the drums.

I wish your microphone would work

grsnted, but then youres does not.

i wish 'charles darwin on the origon of the species by means of natural selection or the presavastion of the favored species in the struggle for life' was not so boring.
(though i supose it was bound to be, being a bok with a 39 sylasnble title.)

Granted, but then every other book is.

I wish there will be a snow day tommorow.

granted, but you die in the night (you know why) and don't get to see it.

i wish my double bass could shrink to be portable....

Granted, but then it turns into a violin (which would be a merciful thing to do)

I wish I could find a decent BM spell

granted, but it makes you die.

i wish i had all the proper fencing kit.

from sarah -
granted, but then you hurt youreself at fencing.
i wish i could do what ever i like....

Granted but you go suicidal

I wish I was allowed to melt my choclate on a candle.

granted, but then you die, so never get to preform this action.

i wish youre birthday present was not so anoying..

Granted but then someone steals the present and you never get to give it to me.

I wish that we could go to town now.

granted, but since it is half 8, every whare you want to visit is shut.

i wish all my instruments woyld magicaly aperar on musical-matches...

Granted, under someone else's user as someone stoile your instruments.

I wish that my potion hadn't gone off.

grantewd but then it is poinenes anyway and you drink it.

i wish i could have my music player befor christmas....

Granted but then it breaks.

I wish I couls write an article for the fortean times.