Corrupt a wish

I got this game from another forum.
Basically, someone makes a wish, and you have to say something that went wrong when it was granted.

Example

Me: I wish I could write this Sylvia Plath essay.
Other person: Granted, but then your computer deleted all of it and you have to start it again.



So I'll start.

I wish I could grow a pair of wings.

granted, but they set on fire and now are just bones. so you can not fly and find it hard to walk throuhgh narrow doorways.

i wish i had a stradavarious 'cello...

Granted: But you got it from ebay and they scammed you so it has no fingerboard, and the tail piece is hanging off the end with two strings.

I wish i owned my own epee.

(i did't know mr glascodine hafd a 'cello!)
granted, but it was cursed so therefor rose up and stabed you, causing you to die.
i wish we had more that 2 choices for GCSE...


((and for further refrance, you are fine and can speak))

Granted, but you have to take all 20.

I wish I wasn't scared of spiders. (Not that I am...)

Granted but then a black widow comes along and you arn't scared of it and it bites you.

I wish I could play moonlight sonata on the piano.

so you have a piano put in your piano but it falls out the window and falls on you.

i wish i could meet an actor off ncis

Granted, but it's at a end of programme convention, meaning that there will never be any more NCIS's made.

I wish I had a harris hawk (called Choreney)

granted, but its a stuffed one.

i wish we got into the talent show...

Granted, but seen as the show looks too dull Mr Power says that you have to dress up as a chicken whilst on stage.

I wish I could play the flute.

granted, but you never get one, you only have the ability, therfor redimed usless.

i wish i could do a flip.

flip?

(back flip, front flip, somersault, youknow, acrobatics)

granted you learn how to flip but whilst showing off at lunch break your spine and live the rest of your live in a wheelchair.


I wish I was given Rosie's word's for the school play

granted, but along with it you get her voice and sound like a girl for ever.

i wish we beat portugal at roller hockey...

Granted but they never win a game after that




I wish I become sucsesfull at whatever I choose to do when I 'm older

Granted but you choose to clean up horse muck and never get another job after that.

I wish I both owned and could play the harp. (And I acctually am determined to get one, though it will neber happen).

granted you learn how to play one and even eventually buy one but the only one you could afford is a brocken mouldy old one

I wish the school play will be a sucsess

Granted, but it's because you are kicked out of it.

I wish I could get this novel published.

Granted but It's only the one copy for your number one and only fan (((Are you really writing a novell???)



I wish I was a millionaire ((((((((I know It's shallow

and I dont't It's just for the sake of the game))))))

((Yep I am, the manuscripts written, I just need to get the thing typed up.))
Granted but it's out of inheritence because I died and you wouldn't want that. *Laughs*

I wish I could speak Latin.

granted, but then you become mute.

i wish i could play the elgar concerto properly...

Granted but then all of the 'cello's in the world are burned, all the 'cello makers are killed.


I wish I could do a ouijja (spirit) board.

Granted but you encounter a horrible spirit who convinces you to commit suicide to going him/her

I wish I wen't to see the northern lights

Granted but you see them in Alaska and you die of frostbite.

I wish I could play the harp.