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monster luney party Cat
Posts : 120 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 27 Location : in a prison locked up for multiple homicide Humor : most people suffer from the messiah complex they need to save the world you have the rubiks complex you need to solve the puzzle
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:06 pm | |
| granted- it isnt poisened but its hollowed out and replaceing the chocolate inside is a stone. so when you take a bit you break your teeth.
I wish i had chocolate milk (that wasnt poisened)
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QQQ0104 (admin) Admin
Posts : 866 Join date : 2010-06-16 Location : England Humor : GrimReaper- Where is my teddy bear? Me- Where did you last have it? GrimReaper- *Raises scithe* Me- Fin, fine. It's here!
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:21 pm | |
| Granted but you spill it
I wish that it will snow on monday | |
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i ngrá le Du pré Moderators
Posts : 634 Join date : 2010-07-12 Age : 1982 Location : locked in a teacup under baltimore Humor : ? this is not somthing you would usualy find on a personal informatio form. ??
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:30 pm | |
| grnted, but then you get abducted by aliens, so don't get to see it (and the aliens make you go to school).
i wish i got an A* in every subject i took (apart from RE which, in this wishfull this world, i did not take)... | |
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monster luney party Cat
Posts : 120 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 27 Location : in a prison locked up for multiple homicide Humor : most people suffer from the messiah complex they need to save the world you have the rubiks complex you need to solve the puzzle
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:43 pm | |
| Granted- But all the A* makes you big headed and you get on peoples nerves. So someone puts a spell on you to literally make your head bigger and it explodes.
I wish I could star on NCIS. | |
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QQQ0104 (admin) Admin
Posts : 866 Join date : 2010-06-16 Location : England Humor : GrimReaper- Where is my teddy bear? Me- Where did you last have it? GrimReaper- *Raises scithe* Me- Fin, fine. It's here!
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Jan 08, 2011 7:25 pm | |
| Granted, but you literally star, catch on fire, and die.
I wish that I won that poetry competition. | |
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monster luney party Cat
Posts : 120 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 27 Location : in a prison locked up for multiple homicide Humor : most people suffer from the messiah complex they need to save the world you have the rubiks complex you need to solve the puzzle
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:15 pm | |
| Granted- But its a competition that was set in antartica and you were the only person who entered. And it cost £110 to enter and it cost £ 150 to get it published in the antartica region. Basiclly you get stuffed bu £260 and only people in antartica can see your poem.
I wish I didn't have stomach ache ever again.
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QQQ0104 (admin) Admin
Posts : 866 Join date : 2010-06-16 Location : England Humor : GrimReaper- Where is my teddy bear? Me- Where did you last have it? GrimReaper- *Raises scithe* Me- Fin, fine. It's here!
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:17 pm | |
| Granted but you live with chronic headaches for the rest of your life.
I wish that I could join this battle reenactment club. | |
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monster luney party Cat
Posts : 120 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 27 Location : in a prison locked up for multiple homicide Humor : most people suffer from the messiah complex they need to save the world you have the rubiks complex you need to solve the puzzle
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:52 pm | |
| Granted but you die from being stabbed with a broadsword.
I wish I was beautiful | |
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QQQ0104 (admin) Admin
Posts : 866 Join date : 2010-06-16 Location : England Humor : GrimReaper- Where is my teddy bear? Me- Where did you last have it? GrimReaper- *Raises scithe* Me- Fin, fine. It's here!
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:25 pm | |
| YOU ARE! (And you go vain and everyone hates you)
I wish that I knew what else to get Jenny for her birthday. | |
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monster luney party Cat
Posts : 120 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 27 Location : in a prison locked up for multiple homicide Humor : most people suffer from the messiah complex they need to save the world you have the rubiks complex you need to solve the puzzle
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:30 pm | |
| Granted- But its a trantula and it bites you and kills you.
I wish I had more horror films. | |
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QQQ0104 (admin) Admin
Posts : 866 Join date : 2010-06-16 Location : England Humor : GrimReaper- Where is my teddy bear? Me- Where did you last have it? GrimReaper- *Raises scithe* Me- Fin, fine. It's here!
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:34 pm | |
| Granted but you've seen them all.
I wish I could find a decent a decent poetry competition. | |
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monster luney party Cat
Posts : 120 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 27 Location : in a prison locked up for multiple homicide Humor : most people suffer from the messiah complex they need to save the world you have the rubiks complex you need to solve the puzzle
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:32 pm | |
| Granted but its for over 50's only.
I wish I could see the last episode of the x-files.
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i ngrá le Du pré Moderators
Posts : 634 Join date : 2010-07-12 Age : 1982 Location : locked in a teacup under baltimore Humor : ? this is not somthing you would usualy find on a personal informatio form. ??
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:04 pm | |
| granted, but then it is eraised form history and every one hates tou and somehow you die. i wish jaqueline du pre had not died... | |
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monster luney party Cat
Posts : 120 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 27 Location : in a prison locked up for multiple homicide Humor : most people suffer from the messiah complex they need to save the world you have the rubiks complex you need to solve the puzzle
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:48 pm | |
| Granted- But she is a vampire from resurrection, with no soul and kills you and everyone around her.
I wish my geography teacher was better than incompetant.
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QQQ0104 (admin) Admin
Posts : 866 Join date : 2010-06-16 Location : England Humor : GrimReaper- Where is my teddy bear? Me- Where did you last have it? GrimReaper- *Raises scithe* Me- Fin, fine. It's here!
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:10 pm | |
| Granted- But then he's competant.
I wish that this science wasn't so annoying...
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i ngrá le Du pré Moderators
Posts : 634 Join date : 2010-07-12 Age : 1982 Location : locked in a teacup under baltimore Humor : ? this is not somthing you would usualy find on a personal informatio form. ??
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:25 pm | |
| granted, but then English got anoying. i wish i had already done ,my sceince homework... | |
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QQQ0104 (admin) Admin
Posts : 866 Join date : 2010-06-16 Location : England Humor : GrimReaper- Where is my teddy bear? Me- Where did you last have it? GrimReaper- *Raises scithe* Me- Fin, fine. It's here!
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:16 am | |
| Granted, but then you get RE homework.
I wish we did not have to do ICT. | |
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