Corrupt a wish

(i already wished that)

granted, but then you give it to me because you forgot my birthday.

i wish i could get some of my music published...

Granted but it was for 5 year olds.

I wish it would snow.

granted, but you leap out side in joy and get killed by a car blinded by the blizards.

i wish the vivaldi foure sesons 'cello part was not so boring...

Granted but then iy was so hard no-one could ever play it.

I wish there was a rubber tool on corel draw.

( i knew that would be youre awnser)

granted, but then there are no drawing tools.

i wish my printer was not so slow..

Granted but it prints so fast it shoots paper at people lethally.

I wish I could find some cool potions on the internet.

(i thoughet that also, might be youre awnser)
grnated, but you forget how to read, so cannot use them.

i wish i did not speak my lines too fast...

Granted but you loose the ability to speak and get kicked out of the play (unless you did sign language Puck)

I wish I knew the trigger to that insane wonderful feeling that I get when I feel Tuesday-ish.

granted, you know it but can never use it again.

i wish i had a verry strong telapathic link to my freinds..

COCONUTS!

At i ngrá le Du pré.
Granted but you realise you have no friends and therefor have a telepathicf link to nobody.

At Ben.
Granted but they fall on your head.

I wish I could get pyromancy to work.

granted, but then you set your violin on fire.

i wish miss Glover had not just forced me to re-live the 'candy man' dace from curtain call, in a lesson i suposedly enjoy...

... ?

No but she makes you re live the titanic dance instead, and perform it.
(You didn't do that dance did you)

I wish they spoke french in epres.

( oh yes she did. i had to act lady like and 'aluring' *spits* i don't think so! plus, my partnetr was charlote H, she dropped me on my head when suposedly swooping me into her arms!)

granted, but then the school trip got canceled and it was pointless.

i wish we could preform our school play in a propper play hause...

*Laughs*
Try dancing with Shannon.

Granted but it costs so much money they can't afford to buy you an acorn hat.

I wish I could conrol time.

granted, but but it stopps,m and you can ot start it again, so the world freezes and you ruin existance.

i wish i had an acorn hat...

Granted but it looks like this.

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://rlv.zcache.com/acorn_hat-p148911090741552700tdto_210.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.zazzle.com/acorn%2Bhats&usg=__T5E8ctPimgVaKzjz_-c64wykaCE=&h=210&w=210&sz=9&hl=en&start=0&sig2=MnKCgTCO6aBTFNHbs7Yf1g&zoom=1&tbnid=XrQOA1t6pdKvHM:&tbnh=118&tbnw=124&ei=-g2_TKOUKsTTjAep8JikAg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dacorn%2Bhat%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D530%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=635&vpy=238&dur=522&hovh=124&hovw=124&tx=79&ty=67&oei=-g2_TKOUKsTTjAep8JikAg&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:0

I wish had an evil mask foe Samhain.

thats one long url!

granted but it turns out to be evil with a mind of it's own, so murders you and all your famalie (not counting furniture)

i wish my illness ewould go away and not be replaced by anyother illnes...

Granted but it is your mental illness that goes away.

I wish I could fence with a fancy old fasioned foil.

granted, but then you can not fence with modern foils and the bann the use of old ones.

i wish i had already learnt my german stuff...

Granted but then you forget it again.

I wish I could have salmon en croute for tea.

grantrd, but then you never have it again.

i wish we found a properly scary film for haloween....

(have to go now)

(So do I)

Granted but it's scary from the point of view of a 5 year old, meaning yet againyou watch 'the loch ness monster'

I wish I could find a decent nightmare spell.

(i can try and hypnotise you into having one...)
granted, but it is about a flute concert and you play solo flute along with the cast of the dreaded H.

i wish i could hypnotise monster luny party......

((About the hypnosis-Yes please! About the other thing... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!))

Granted but then not very well and I become unsuggestable.