Corrupt a wish

granted, but the orchestra leader mistakes you for his grade 1000 harp player and you are totaly imbaressed playing a solo (which you can not play) in front of a sold out albert hall.

i wish i had a goat...

Granted but it's already been sacrificed.

I wish I could keep that 1st baritone part in band.

grantred, you get to keep the music, but the band is no longer going to play that song.

i wish electric violas were cheaper...

granted but as their pricewen't down so did you're money saving's so you we're lesft with the same money gap as before.


I wish that ANNA! get's laughed at too! but not in a humiliating way just enough for her to know what it feel's like.

True but then everyone laughs at you more. (Who's Anna?)

I wish I had a harris hawk (have I already wished that?)

(anna loyd, abiies sister, the one who insulted simrans amazing violin playing.
you have already wished for some sort of bird)
granted, but then it pecks your eyes out and leavs.

i wish there was a smily wich looked like a mango...

Granted but then I come along and think you're a mango and eat you.

I wish that I could do past life regression.

granted, but it turns out you had no past lifes and you are infact god and then die of shock.

i wish my stroy could wright it's self...

Granted, but it's about girls who wear pink and makeup and are normal and their love lives.

I wish I had a computer I could write my book on. (And it wasn't broken)

granted, it was not brocken, but then ou drop it and it is. ha.

i wish my 'cello could talk...

Granted, but it tells you that you are a bad 'cello player and that it hates you and that it wishes that it was a violin.

I wish I could find a decent sleeping poition.

(ye right)

granted, but then you never wake up and stalve in youre sleep.

i wish my stupid IT homework had not become encripted (which it has) ...

Granted but them your computer breaks.

I wish I could find an Amanitus Muskariar.

granted, but it is in a museum, and then the museum burns down.

i wish i was eating chocolate right now....

Granted, but it was poisened.

I wish it wouldn't take me hours to get to sleep tonight. (I know it will)

granted, but then you fall asleep right now and don't get to talk to me!

i wish my sister would talk in her proper voice...

Granted, but you find out that her real voice is a really high pitched voice and she talks like that all the time.

I wish I didn't have to do this French homework.

granted,but then you have to do my german homework.

((so, you are online))

i wish youre name did nbot disapear when you were roleplaying...

Granted, but it disapeers when I do everything else.
(Are you RPing, ony your name has gone now)

I wish I was Sylvia Plath in a past life.

granted, but then you got trapped in her body, in pergatory forever...

i wish i did not have of think to somthing to wish for...

Granted, but that's because you are dead.

I wish that I could astral travel.

granted, but then you get stuck floting around, and once again get sucked into pergatury.

i wish this thing would move the other way...

Granted but then you can't type.

I wish I could dream share.

granted, but you dream share with tyler, and you have no controll over what happens.

i wsh orchestrall harps were more affordable...

Granted but 'cellos are made incredibly expenisive.

I wish I could get a viola