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i ngrá le Du pré Moderators
Posts : 634 Join date : 2010-07-12 Age : 1982 Location : locked in a teacup under baltimore Humor : ? this is not somthing you would usualy find on a personal informatio form. ??
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:07 pm | |
| granted but they do not acsept it. i wish i had my own orchestra to practice with... | |
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QQQ0104 (admin) Admin
Posts : 866 Join date : 2010-06-16 Location : England Humor : GrimReaper- Where is my teddy bear? Me- Where did you last have it? GrimReaper- *Raises scithe* Me- Fin, fine. It's here!
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:53 am | |
| Granted- But it's junior orchestra.
I wish Toni Morrison was more interesting. (Not that she isn't interesting, only well... Sylvia Plath would be more so. *Grins*) | |
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i ngrá le Du pré Moderators
Posts : 634 Join date : 2010-07-12 Age : 1982 Location : locked in a teacup under baltimore Humor : ? this is not somthing you would usualy find on a personal informatio form. ??
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:13 pm | |
| granted, but then sylvia plath becomes boring. i wish i had some trousers in the same style as my weird shorts to use n winter.... | |
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monster luney party Cat
Posts : 120 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 27 Location : in a prison locked up for multiple homicide Humor : most people suffer from the messiah complex they need to save the world you have the rubiks complex you need to solve the puzzle
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:18 pm | |
| granted but everyone hates them and throughs rotton eggs at you and your trousers. blinding you and ruinning your trousers so you only get to wear them once.
i wish i could meet the cast of ncis | |
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QQQ0104 (admin) Admin
Posts : 866 Join date : 2010-06-16 Location : England Humor : GrimReaper- Where is my teddy bear? Me- Where did you last have it? GrimReaper- *Raises scithe* Me- Fin, fine. It's here!
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:15 pm | |
| Granted but then I come along and kill them all.
I wish that I had another Sylvia Plath book. | |
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i ngrá le Du pré Moderators
Posts : 634 Join date : 2010-07-12 Age : 1982 Location : locked in a teacup under baltimore Humor : ? this is not somthing you would usualy find on a personal informatio form. ??
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:39 pm | |
| granted, but it is poems selected by ted hughes. i wish i could have a go onna stradaverius.... | |
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QQQ0104 (admin) Admin
Posts : 866 Join date : 2010-06-16 Location : England Humor : GrimReaper- Where is my teddy bear? Me- Where did you last have it? GrimReaper- *Raises scithe* Me- Fin, fine. It's here!
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:45 pm | |
| Granted- But you never own one.
I wish I didn't have to do my French. | |
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monster luney party Cat
Posts : 120 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 27 Location : in a prison locked up for multiple homicide Humor : most people suffer from the messiah complex they need to save the world you have the rubiks complex you need to solve the puzzle
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:19 pm | |
| granted but madam big nose (i dont know how to spell her last name), gets angry and gives you a detention. then the fact you didnt do your homework sent her over the edge and she goes into a murderous rage and kills everyone.
I wish it would snow today so we wouldnt have to go to school tomorrow. | |
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i ngrá le Du pré Moderators
Posts : 634 Join date : 2010-07-12 Age : 1982 Location : locked in a teacup under baltimore Humor : ? this is not somthing you would usualy find on a personal informatio form. ??
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:02 pm | |
| granted, but then the next holliday is canclled. i wish i did not have a headache... | |
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monster luney party Cat
Posts : 120 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 27 Location : in a prison locked up for multiple homicide Humor : most people suffer from the messiah complex they need to save the world you have the rubiks complex you need to solve the puzzle
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:50 pm | |
| granted you dont have a headache you have now got a migrain
i wish my webcam would work | |
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QQQ0104 (admin) Admin
Posts : 866 Join date : 2010-06-16 Location : England Humor : GrimReaper- Where is my teddy bear? Me- Where did you last have it? GrimReaper- *Raises scithe* Me- Fin, fine. It's here!
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:24 pm | |
| Granted but then we see your face- (Sorry *Grins*)
I wish that INDP was online. | |
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monster luney party Cat
Posts : 120 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 27 Location : in a prison locked up for multiple homicide Humor : most people suffer from the messiah complex they need to save the world you have the rubiks complex you need to solve the puzzle
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:31 pm | |
| (THANKS!! Am I not good enough *grins*)
Granted but she says she's ill and it turns out to be the bubonic plague and you never talk to each other again after that one conversation.
I wish we got chocolate free at school.
monster luney party
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QQQ0104 (admin) Admin
Posts : 866 Join date : 2010-06-16 Location : England Humor : GrimReaper- Where is my teddy bear? Me- Where did you last have it? GrimReaper- *Raises scithe* Me- Fin, fine. It's here!
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:38 pm | |
| Granted but you drink too much and die of chocolate overload.
I wish didn't feel so tired. | |
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monster luney party Cat
Posts : 120 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 27 Location : in a prison locked up for multiple homicide Humor : most people suffer from the messiah complex they need to save the world you have the rubiks complex you need to solve the puzzle
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:42 pm | |
| Granted- but you dont feel so tired anymore because you fall asleep. And as a bonus while you are asleep a bird flys into your bedroom and pecks your eyeballs out.
I wish I could have another hot chocolate. | |
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QQQ0104 (admin) Admin
Posts : 866 Join date : 2010-06-16 Location : England Humor : GrimReaper- Where is my teddy bear? Me- Where did you last have it? GrimReaper- *Raises scithe* Me- Fin, fine. It's here!
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:09 pm | |
| Granted but you spill it.
I wish I could breathe. | |
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monster luney party Cat
Posts : 120 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 27 Location : in a prison locked up for multiple homicide Humor : most people suffer from the messiah complex they need to save the world you have the rubiks complex you need to solve the puzzle
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:27 pm | |
| Granted but you breath in alien air microbes killing you.
I wish I could type faster.
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QQQ0104 (admin) Admin
Posts : 866 Join date : 2010-06-16 Location : England Humor : GrimReaper- Where is my teddy bear? Me- Where did you last have it? GrimReaper- *Raises scithe* Me- Fin, fine. It's here!
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:32 pm | |
| Granted but your fingers drop off
I wish that I was a pyrokinetic. | |
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monster luney party Cat
Posts : 120 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 27 Location : in a prison locked up for multiple homicide Humor : most people suffer from the messiah complex they need to save the world you have the rubiks complex you need to solve the puzzle
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:42 pm | |
| Granted- but Pyrokinesis takes practice. While unable to control the fire completely you burn all your money.
I wish I could make things move things with my mind | |
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QQQ0104 (admin) Admin
Posts : 866 Join date : 2010-06-16 Location : England Humor : GrimReaper- Where is my teddy bear? Me- Where did you last have it? GrimReaper- *Raises scithe* Me- Fin, fine. It's here!
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:55 pm | |
| Granted but you move a fridge... onto yourself...
I wish that I knew Jenny liked this thing for her birthday without her knowing what it was. | |
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monster luney party Cat
Posts : 120 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 27 Location : in a prison locked up for multiple homicide Humor : most people suffer from the messiah complex they need to save the world you have the rubiks complex you need to solve the puzzle
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:58 pm | |
| Granted- But it turned out she wanted a paintball gun and you shoot yourself in the eye. (hehe)
I wish I could have red hair.
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QQQ0104 (admin) Admin
Posts : 866 Join date : 2010-06-16 Location : England Humor : GrimReaper- Where is my teddy bear? Me- Where did you last have it? GrimReaper- *Raises scithe* Me- Fin, fine. It's here!
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:09 pm | |
| Granted but it's red... *heh heh* With your blood...
I wish that there was something decent for tea. Like salmon...
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monster luney party Cat
Posts : 120 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 27 Location : in a prison locked up for multiple homicide Humor : most people suffer from the messiah complex they need to save the world you have the rubiks complex you need to solve the puzzle
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:13 pm | |
| Granted- But the salmon ia alive and slaps you with its tail and you smell like fish. (quoteing lenore ) I wish I know karate monster luney party | |
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QQQ0104 (admin) Admin
Posts : 866 Join date : 2010-06-16 Location : England Humor : GrimReaper- Where is my teddy bear? Me- Where did you last have it? GrimReaper- *Raises scithe* Me- Fin, fine. It's here!
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:41 pm | |
| Granted but you pick a fight with someone too good and...
I wish that I did not have insomnia. | |
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monster luney party Cat
Posts : 120 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 27 Location : in a prison locked up for multiple homicide Humor : most people suffer from the messiah complex they need to save the world you have the rubiks complex you need to solve the puzzle
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:44 pm | |
| Granted- But you become so used to sleeping that you sleep all day and all night. you miss school and heres the kicker you get so used to sleeping that you sleep all through school and you get expelled and start living in a dumpster
I wish I could have my own house.
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i ngrá le Du pré Moderators
Posts : 634 Join date : 2010-07-12 Age : 1982 Location : locked in a teacup under baltimore Humor : ? this is not somthing you would usualy find on a personal informatio form. ??
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:42 pm | |
| granted, but it is a dolls house. i wish i had a chocolate orange (that was not poisenes) | |
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