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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:07 pm

granted but they do not acsept it.
i wish i had my own orchestra to practice with...

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:53 am

Granted- But it's junior orchestra.

I wish Toni Morrison was more interesting. (Not that she isn't interesting, only well... Sylvia Plath would be more so. *Grins*)
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:13 pm

granted, but then sylvia plath becomes boring.

i wish i had some trousers in the same style as my weird shorts to use n winter....

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:18 pm

granted but everyone hates them and throughs rotton eggs at you and your trousers. blinding you and ruinning your trousers so you only get to wear them once.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:15 pm

Granted but then I come along and kill them all.

I wish that I had another Sylvia Plath book.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:39 pm

granted, but it is poems selected by ted hughes.

i wish i could have a go onna stradaverius....

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:45 pm

Granted- But you never own one.

I wish I didn't have to do my French.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:19 pm

granted but madam big nose (i dont know how to spell her last name), gets angry and gives you a detention. then the fact you didnt do your homework sent her over the edge and she goes into a murderous rage and kills everyone.

I wish it would snow today so we wouldnt have to go to school tomorrow.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:02 pm

granted, but then the next holliday is canclled.

i wish i did not have a headache...

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:50 pm

granted you dont have a headache you have now got a migrain

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:24 pm

Granted but then we see your face- (Sorry *Grins*)

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:31 pm

(THANKS!! Am I not good enough *grins*)

Granted but she says she's ill and it turns out to be the bubonic plague and you never talk to each other again after that one conversation.

I wish we got chocolate free at school.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:38 pm

Granted but you drink too much and die of chocolate overload.

I wish didn't feel so tired.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:42 pm

Granted- but you dont feel so tired anymore because you fall asleep. And as a bonus while you are asleep a bird flys into your bedroom and pecks your eyeballs out.

I wish I could have another hot chocolate.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:09 pm

Granted but you spill it.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:27 pm

Granted but you breath in alien air microbes killing you.

I wish I could type faster.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:32 pm

Granted but your fingers drop off

I wish that I was a pyrokinetic.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:42 pm

Granted- but Pyrokinesis takes practice. While unable to control the fire completely you burn all your money.

I wish I could make things move things with my mind
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:55 pm

Granted but you move a fridge... onto yourself...

I wish that I knew Jenny liked this thing for her birthday without her knowing what it was.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:58 pm

Granted- But it turned out she wanted a paintball gun and you shoot yourself in the eye.
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I wish I could have red hair.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:09 pm

Granted but it's red... *heh heh* With your blood...

I wish that there was something decent for tea. Like salmon...

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:13 pm

Granted- But the salmon ia alive and slaps you with its tail and you smell like fish. (quoteing lenore Very Happy )

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:41 pm

Granted but you pick a fight with someone too good and...

I wish that I did not have insomnia.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:44 pm

Granted- But you become so used to sleeping that you sleep all day and all night. you miss school and heres the kicker you get so used to sleeping that you sleep all through school and you get expelled and start living in a dumpster

I wish I could have my own house.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish   Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:42 pm

granted, but it is a dolls house.
i wish i had a chocolate orange (that was not poisenes)

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